It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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