There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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