i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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