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you win
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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