fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i dont even know how to be here
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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