she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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