perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So here I am, sexting at work.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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