laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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