I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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