sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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