This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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