College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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