glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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