Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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