I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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