her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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