yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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