That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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