Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is the high leading the old right now
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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