I skipped work to stalk him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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