I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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