is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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