At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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