i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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