Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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