when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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