So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Alive.
So much puke
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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