i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
