Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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