She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I did not marry a roomba.
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