this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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