Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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