why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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