I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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