Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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