WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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