he shaved USA in his pubs
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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