I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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