Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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