My room smells like vodka and shame
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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