They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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