and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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