I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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