help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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