hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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