are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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