Walk of Shame. In a state park.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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