just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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