Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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