Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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