He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
