Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
